So, you don't know this yet, but for the last few weeks I decided to see what it would be like to meet new people online. Ok Ok! You got me! I wanted to see if I was right about dates (and especially blind dates) being a really really awful way to get to know someone. They are painful for me!
Current Friends, I love you and really appreciate that you haven't played "match maker" - you know how I feel - but honestly, none of you have any cute guy friends either. Sorry.
I met up with a couple of people just to see if we would have any fun. I shortly discovered 3 things:
1) When you're the only one who didn't have a blast, that's awkward and sometimes you just gotta have the balls to say you're not interested.
2) I am NOT interested in dating. Dating is time-consuming, expensive, and frankly, too much work.
3) When you attempt to only look for new friends online (and you're as good-looking as me) it just starts to become even more annoying.
Conclusion: It's over.
Inspiration: Dirty Dancing
Baby & the Swayz taught me 2 things:
1) I need to stand up straight more often
2) Yes, Leslie, what you've believed all your life is true: Love will find you.
Thanks, guys!
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